-¡Jo! quiero decir, mira yo no soy el. Yo soy Duncan Pinderhjuz.
Mira, Yo era un genio. Quiero decir, soy un genio.
-Ellos me usaron. -Oh, y yo soy Pee-Wee Herman..
Aja, eso es ridiculo. No, no lo entiendes. Mira, estaba de camino al colegio.
Vukovac, Promedio de 5.00, tu sabes, consegui un grado en bioquímica.
O aplicó matemáticas. Pero las cosas no resultaron así.
Vengo de un buen ambiente, saludable e intelectualmente estimulable.
Blade, es del otro sujeto de quien te hablare ... Bueno, el ... Es el fin ...
- Asi que veras, nuestras vidas son opuestas. -Si ...
Espera, comenzare desde el principio. Quiza esto ayude a aclarar las cosas.
Duncan hace pipi con su juguetito....
Mientras yo mostraba un buen comportamiento. Blade llenaba las calles de pis...
Cuantas veces tengo que decirte que no hagas eso!!!
Yo era como una esponja, absorvia, la riqueza de el conocimiento que nuestro mundo ofrece.
Blade se convirtio en el rey de la pornografia.
Era el niño perfecto que habia aprendido a compartir.
Mientras el mismo se llamaba a ser, un duro criminal.
Siempre miraba hacia el futuro ... y mas alla ...
El espiaba a los vecinos.
Iba por el camino correcto, hacia la gloria academica.
Blade estaba en la direccion correcta. Camino a Alcatraz.
Fue en el verano antes de mi año escolar, y nos mudamos a una nueva area.
¿Puedes disculparnos?. Hay buenos candidatos para pelear en la esquina.
Estaba equivocado. Pero uno de nosotros paso el verano con "Los Hermanos", en su lugar favorito.
Calmate, ¡Blade!
Dick Rijkaard, agradable sorpresa. ¿Que pasa, hermano?
¿Todavia intentas reducir tu crimen? ¿Y cuando voy a salir de aqui?
Cuando decidas ser un buen muchacho, Michael.
Alto con el "Michael" mierda, No puedes retenerme aqui.
Yo no deberia estar aqui, sin importar cuantas leyes he Violado.
¡Callate!
Soy un menor ... Soy un negro juvenil ...
Me empieza a doler la cabeza, ¡mis oidos sangran!
Dame un respiró, callate.
Para tú información.
Farkon no vino aquí a pagar fianza, por un pequeño ladron de autos.
Y si fuera por mi, estarias aqui hasta que cambies.
Oye, ¡no me gusta eso!
Pero no depende de mi. Los jueces decidieron que salgas.
Vez, de lo que hablaba. Levanta el tono y las personas te escuchan.
Soy libré. ¡El Poder de las personas!
Espera, espera, espera. No tan rapido.
El Juez te permitira estar libre bajo ciertas condiciones. ¿Que tipo de condiciones?
Primero, tienes que ir al colegio y obtener calificaciones.
Vamos, hombre. Los colegios y yo. Es como el aceite y el vinagre. No coincidimos.
El aceite y el agua. No importa ...
Mira es muy simple. Quieres salir de aqui, tienes que ir al colegio.
Volveras al colegio, con 18 años al final del semestre. Eso significa que ya no eres un menor.
Asi que, si no obtienes buenas notas, o te atrapo en una pelea.
O si sales con alguno de "Los Hermanos", te azotare el trasero de lado a lado "Amigo" ...
Eso sera una violación a tu libertad, y te arrestaran como un adulto.
¿Como que te azotarme el trasero de lado a lado? ¿De que hablas? Acaso, ¿No me aprecias?
A casi lo olvido. El Juez te preparo un regalo especial antes de irte.
Hablaba sobre esto, es todo lo que querias. Algo de respeto. ¿Que es eso?
¡Pudrete!
Lo siguiente fue... La hamburguesa se ve deliciosa. sabe bien, idiota.
Doctor Oppenheimer, Dr. Martin, desde el corazón.
Hablando como el tercero de la Generacion Pinderhughes. Esta es la culminacion de el sueño de su vida.
Vamos ¡Raging beavers!
Duncan, Haford tiene el promedio mas alto de admision en el mundo.
Y el hecho de que es el mejor promedio, por arriba de 5.0
en lo que nos concierne en Haford, no es suficiente.
Lo que significa es que, todo los logros fueron para nada.
si no puedes pasar los examenes físicos necesarios para un diploma en la preparatoria.
No hay Graduacion, no hay Haford.
Nos mudaremos y encontraremos un colegio, donde no desaprueben lo físico.
Casi ya no tengo Asma. Duncan Nunca fue muy Atletico.....
Y como veras todo marchaba sobre ruedas....
... Hasta el primer dia de escuela.
Mmm, lindo trasero.
¡Herman! Malditos niños, Me volveran loca.
Pajaro encarcelado.
Y ese fue. El error que cambiaria mi vida.
¿Cómo dices? ¿Como eran de grandes sus pechos? Oh, ellos eran ... Espera un minuto.
Dejame regresar a la historia. ¿esta bien?
-Que expediente, joven. -Oh ¿en serio?
Sorprendente perfil, muy buenas calificaciones.
Si, por lo menos escribi el nombre correctamente.
Un crimen... ¡Que un crimen! ¿Que?
El crimen es que estas sobre el promedio de 5.00. Obviamente necesitas un mejor reto.
¿Un reto? Si.
Alguien como tú se aburre en un lugar como este. Correcto, muchacho.
Excelente. Pienso en algo extra para ti. ¿Qué extra?
¿Te gustaria mostrar lo que sabes en TV?
¿Donde? en el mas buscado.
Muy gracioso. No, no, es un programa local de TV de competicion llamado "La Copa del Conocimiento".
¿Programa de competicion de TV?
De hecho, es una competición entre estudiantes de diferentes colegios.
Choques fuertes, uno a uno, Hombre a Hombre.
Asi es. Cuando escuche que pasarías tu año final con nosotros,
Tuve suficiente libertad para informar al Colegio Higgins para el evento.
Quiero que seas nuestro lider y destruyas a otros colegios.
Se que puedes hacerlo, está en tu expediente. ¿Demolerlos?
Si, demolerlos.
Matarlos, enviarlos a dormir. A dormir, si.
Cavar con sus manos. Si, exactamente eso.
Estuve buscando un colegio como este toda mi vida, para saber como usar mis habilidades.
Creo que nos hemos entendido.
Solo, confia en mi Hermano.
¡Tu, entra aqui! ¡Ahora!
Esto, es increible. Gracias Director Kratz.
¿A esto llamas buenas calificaciones? Me dijeron que era el unico en la historia.
Seguro bromeaban.
Parece ser que ...
Parece que, si no tienes un promedio al menos de 3.50, tendrás graves problemas.
Espero un promedio de 5.00, señor.
Oye, para de actuar inteligente, ni pienses que eres uno en un millon.
Estadisticamente soy el unico de 1 a 3.75 millones.
Me importa un Carajo eres un vago.
No me vas a intimidar, estas perdido. Vete antes de que llame a Seguridad.
"Pero”, ¡señor! Oye, oye, ¡apartate de mi!
Si me das algún problema, llamare a la policia asi que vuelve a clases
-Asi que, teniamos nuestra lista de horarios y comenzamos a cursar
Callate, ¡chico!
Bienvenido a Latin Avanzado. Avanzado ¿que?
Es un honor tenerle en clases. Si, claro. ¿Cual es el truco? ¿Donde esta Rijkaard?
¿Conoces a Rijkaard? fue un brillante poeta. ¿Ah si?
Soy la señorita Simpson. Joan.
Si eres amable, podras ser un maestro. si quieres serlo.
Claro, imagine eso ...
Por favor, sientate.
Oye, oye, oye, hombre, no debes sentarte en mi lugar favorito. Muevete.
Lo siento.
Oye, también no debes sentarte, en mi segundo lugar favorito.
Pero crei que dijiste ... Callate, dame alguna moneda, billete, un dolar.., algo ...
¿Quieres que te pague por sentarme aqui?
¿Estas loco? Por supuesto que, ¡estoy loco!
Es por eso que estoy aqui. creo que no estoy en el lugar correcto.
Quiero que pagues por el privilegio de que no te sientes en el piso.
Guarda tu dinero, comprate unas nuevas zapatillas porque las que tienes estan Mojadas...
Lapices, crayones, marcadores ... son todos como yo, Soy Facil.
Amor Omnia Vincit. El amor conquista todo.
El Latin, es el padre de todos los idiomas Romanticos.
-¿Estás seguro que estas en el lugar correcto? Déjame ver tu programa.
Dice que pertenezco a este lugar.
Bueno, siendo que voy a molestarte por el resto del semestre, al menos debes saber mi nombre.
Hola, mi nombre es "Chupetin".
Cereza.
¿Por que debo llamarte Chupetin? porque Wedge dice que soy Buena onda
Pero soy perezoso, y no estoy de acuerdo con él.
¿Quien es Wedge? Ese es Wedge.
¿Donde esta mi dinero? No tengo nada Amigo.
Que tal si te doy ésto, atras amigo, ¡Dije atras amigo!
¡Dame el arma!
¿Que estas haciendo con mi chica? -Wedge, estoy bien.
Dame una razon para no, romperte la nariz.
Bueno, porque eres un buen hombre y debemos ser amigos.
Oye, Wedge, creo que deberias pensar lo que haces.
Dile sobre el último lio en el que te metiste, dile sobre el último sujeto al que le pegaste.
¿Dile lo que has hecho?
Ese es mi hombre.
No, no. ¿las palabras "terapia intensiva" te dice algo?
-No. Que tal, multiples con..con..
Contusiones...
Contusión y fracciones con graves lesiones internas, con una conclusion medida...
Eso es un montón de dolor... tus dias de paliza han pasado....
Quiero presentarte a mi hombre 2 dientes, y una pierna más larga que las otras.
Le llaman el Huracán, el mas intrépído de todos nada mas que pedir
Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla ...
Mi hombre, MK Michael Charles,. Mk...Blade Brown.
Atrevanse a Pegarle.
Asi que tú eres Blade Brown, bueno escucha ésto. Blade, apartate de mi camino, ¿Lo entiendes?
¿Lo entiedes?
¡Sietate!
¡Levantensen Todos! Ahora, leer es lo fundamental.
Así que continuemos con la clase.
-¡Tú!, Enseña.
Oh si, leer es lo fundamental.
De acuerdo clase, tendremos 20 minutos.
Asi que eres Blade. Bueno, escuche sobre de ti de Shirel y Luwanda..
De lo que dijo Devon, lo que dijo Cecilia y me han dicho que eres bueno...
No creo que sea buena idea que tú y yo hablemos.
Y Shirel y Luwanda, lo que le contaste, a Devon, Alita y lo que me contaron a mi...
Me dijeron que sabes hacer cosas... Cosas que ella nunca pudo ni si quiera soñar...
-¿Es verdad?
Bueno, se como hacer un par de cosas...
Nunca conocí a un muchacho así...
Yo tampoco...
Hola. Mi nombre es Ellen. Ellen Grove. -¿Que hay muñeca?
Lei tu argumento sobre los Lipopolisacaridos y modulación inducida..
Sobre la creación y conducta en la sociedad del hombre Tu actividad y desarrollo en la Secundaria Nacional de Ciencias.
¿Qué cosa Muñeca? Fue excellente.
Buenos Días alumnos, les habla su director, Mr. Short.
Quiero que todos le den la bienvenida a un glorioso año.
Aqui en Higgins.
Empezaremos con una tradicional reunion contra las drogas y espero que todos se unan,
para pasarla de la mejor manera.
Lo que me hace sentirme orgulloso como director de ésta escuela, es que he inscrito a un nuevo estudiante
Y probablemente el más inteligente de los que he conocido para que lidere el Equipo.
Representando a nuestro colegio en la Copa del Conocimiento. el Señor Duncan Pinderhjuz.
¿Quien?
Duncan esta mañana me convencieron personalmente que ellos rasgarán sus manos.
Bueno, vuelvan con sus labores…
Duncan, eres tan intelectualmente agresivo. Espera un minuto, yo no ...
Tal vez lo sea...
¿Crees que soy un estúpido? ¿Es una pregunta con trampa?
Te dije que te mantengas lejos de mi mierda . Y ella es mi mierda.
Tu, y yo, en el parque, después de la escuela.
Me gustaría, Señor. Wedge, pero tengo tarea después de la escuela.
No me importa, sólo tienes que arrastrar. Vamos, nena.
¿Crees que soy un estúpido?
¿Has visto Blade? ¿Blade Brown?
Has visto a Blade, ¿Alguien a visto a Blade?
Oye, Blade. ¿Como? Mi principal hombre.
Estoy bien, creo... Esta bien, hasta luego, hermano.
Director less. Hubo un terrible error...
Tu debes ser Blade Brown. -No, es un error ... Soy Duncan ...
No, no, no ...
Yo soy Duncan Pinderhjuz. ¿Crees que es gracioso? ¿Que fue una broma? ¡Ven aqui!
¿Que pasa, hermano? Algo me dice que tu eres Blade Brown.
¿A dónde vas? No te muevas de allí. Mira, hoy no tuve un buen día.
Primero, alguien quiso golpearme por ser tú. Luego quieres golpearme por no ser tú.
Y por último quieres que sea tú. ¿Que quieres de mi?
No, no seas yo. Se tú mismo por mí.
Ve a mis clases éste semestre y te dejare vivir.
Y si no, entonces morirás.
Mira, después de la escuela la montaña llamada Wedge quiere hacerme un hoyo en la cabeza.
¿Como puedo simular esa pelea? Dejamelo a mi.
Sigue simulando, o te convertire en una de esas etiquetas para autos.
Comprendido. ¡Y no le digas a nadie, nadie sobre esto!
Estarás en el parqueo después del colegio. ¿De acuerdo?
De acuerdo, termino la clase. Eres libre.
Preparate para la pelea.
¡Sal de mi camino Hombre! Está bien, está bien
Oye, tengo todo controlado. tendremos mucho dinero después de la pelea.
Buen chico ...
Permiso, malditos fenómenos. Soy yo, Duncan Pincush.
Pinderhjuz!
Mire que Wedge escapo a casa de su mami. Blade es el ganador.
Bueno tengo que irme, tengo mucha tarea que hacer.
Asi es, que pelea… Ya oyeron al nerd .
Jo, Blade, pateaste el trasero de Wedge, y ni siquiera sudaste. Eres el rey.
Aqui esta tu parte, ¿Ochenta menos el veinte porciento correcto? si.
¿Puedo estar contigo? ¿Estar?
Estar contigo, salir contigo, tú cuidas mi espalda yo cuido la tuya.
Claro, supongo...
Cuidado, muevanse, ¡muevanse!
Quitate del camino maricón.
Den lugar al Rey, den lugar a mi hombre. .
Oye Blade, creo que es momento de que me des tu número.
-¿Quieres mi número? No tengo papel.
No importa, escribelo aqui.
Estoy buscando a Blade Brown ¿Es un video?
Diganle que Jubi Dick Raijkaard. lo esta buscando, ¿Lo haran?
Éstas son dos palabras, Dick Rijkaard.
¿Quieres la dirección de mi casa tambien?
¡Ven aquí, ven aquí ahora!
Me tengo que ir, después nos vemos, tetitas... Damita.
¿Puedo irme a casa? ahora, por favor. Bueno de eso queria hablarte.
Todos piensan que eres Yo. asi que estuve pensando. Oh, no.
Quiero que te lleves a Lucille. ¿Lucille? ¿Y mis padres?
Dad would I be if I brought šlogirao girl home. Not pregnant, right?
-This is Lucille, I personally was nabudžio. -Are you crazy? I do not know how to drive.
-I do not have permission. -Me neither. You'll learn.
Because, if destroy, I mean, if it you make the slightest scratch on the paint.
Back at the workshop, Jack. Go ahead, enter inside.
Lucille has one of the most sophisticated hydraulic systems of combustion in the world.
And I will not even mention the high-tech, lubrikacioni, liquid, rotating design.
-Brother, the wicked! -And my bike is a killer, if you're going downhill.
-Is that it? Where is it? -There he is there.
It's not bike, it's bajs. -Cool, huh?
Get out, Pinderpišacko. I do that sjebeš. Delete!
-Get away from the foot brake! -Slowly, Lucille.
Girl, it's Blade Brown. So good!
-Are you okay? -Reject!
-I went. -Hello!
It was Duncan Pinderhjuz. It is wonderful.
-Not mine. -Wow, dangerous wheelchair.
... Even if it was the last thing ... I mean, Blade ... How Blade can drive ...
Curb, the curb!
Pinderpovracka damned.
-Who? "I am a mom, Michael.
Sounds like you have added a couple of lock ...
I went out. Home alone. Are not you glad to see me?
The judge says I have to take care about you. Do me a favor. Stay out of trouble.
I hope you paid for that haircut.
You know, Duncan. Maybe you could to take off 6-7 cm hair.
Dad, we've already talked about that. Just express aerodynamics.
Have you met someone at school today who on your social and intellectual level.
-Well, actually I did not. -Duncan, not just a matter of what you know.
But who you know. -I fully agree, dear.
I will.
Fuck, where are you so far? Do you deaf?
-Can I help you? -Yes, I ask Duncan.
-Blade, what a surprise. -Good crate.
-Mom, Dad, this is my friend Blade. -Blade (blade), it is your name?
Dad, is not it your name?
-Blade came to help him around home. -Really? What's the problem?
Is that you have a problem?
Is not it funny? It requires many to do, Blade, AJDEMO up.
We'll be back. -Invaded this. It took me years
to build a reputation and I will not allow to ruin a pussy like you.
All right, what is so special to you? -First you have to oblaciš properly.
Style is more than a state of mind, my brother so I have brought some equipment to wear.
Here. Oh, yes.
Yes, and you can not be a soul player. -What are you talking about, these things are the eggs.
I do not like these things to market what you're wearing. -With the market? This is not the market.
This is the best of JCPenney-I, buddy. -Loose, do not shout.
And now, to start to get rid of this.
Here, take this. It's not hygienic.
I'll give you hygiene, take!
Oh, yes. It fits perfectly. -We have to settle one more thing.
-What? -It.
What's going on up there? Better to go to check.
You'll like it, stop it vrpoljiš or I'll have to hold.
Stop me blow my back. Too hot for me.
Honey, what's wrong?
Julie, did you ever think about the sexual orientation of our son?
Well, the right to tell you, I thought he was gone.
Blade brand in all its glory.
Hi, Dad. -Hi, Dad.
Is that was our son?
Like how to move the roof, like Legos.
-Shut up. -Wind in the hair. Breeze through the locks.
Shut up!
-What do we ask here? -If you're going to be Blade Brown
You have to know where Blade Brown is coming. I thought you izmileo under a rock.
I injured my tooth. No gold, but I did premolar. Front-grinder ...
How's the tooth now? -God, but you're sensitive.
You have to follow me leader. Come on, do not be udaljavaj.
-You want to dance, baby? -Come on, sexy.
To check whether (svršavaš) often? I mean, do you come here often?
You know, as soon as I saw I thought you and me ...
You want to play with me?
You know what I think when I see you? Skiing down the slopes of Blue Ridge Mountains.
Where have you been all my life?
Well, what do you say?
Double fun.
How are you? Oh, sorry.
Simon, brother, This night is crazy.
Lisa was?
What is it? Got a problem?
Hey, hey, Iskulirajte, he was with me!
-What's up? -Nothing special, bro.
Frutti, Gogo, this is my nigger D. He is good with me.
-Where is your party, brother? When you went out? -Do not worry and talk later about a job.
Now we need to turn on. -Wait, I just entered the TRICK.
Retard, how could you mix that brother and retard. -I call that retardo?
-Dumb are you, brother. -You are stupid.
-Can we go home now? -Sit down here!
Let me explain a few things. You have to throw lingo like you're in the story.
You know, as a program. -The Word on my computer?
No, brother. Listen to me. You have to talk like they're in no mood.
Like you this is not new. OK, look ...
No prebiješ someone but he razvališ oil for bunja.
No muvaš girl but startuješ ubu to your native.
OK, I understand. The second part of the words add in, and the first syllable of it.
You know, like, fallen ujbi for tment. Or I will have a good ransom for onje this' year.
-Yes, it is dojajno. -What?
Dojajno, sick mom, too ...
One by one thing. To return to that "It" things. Whether it is used with verbs.
Let's say I have a plane to New York. Is it: "But for the lazy uvionom entered above"?
-Well, it depends ... -What.
-From how you're dressed. -But for the lazy if I wear something specific?
That's right. -This is sick. -Thanks.
-Did you hear me? I said that it was sick. -And you? I said thank you!
-Are you deaf (cool)? -Dude, I'm the most cool character in the whole region.
-You're deaf? That's right.
I think that the Blade Brown the biggest ass on the planet.
You're not deaf. -If you do not quit I disuješ, šutnucu and in the mouth.
Thanks for that walks around the wild side. I think we should ugnem for the lazy.
I need my Ufer for horses.
-I light. -Wait a minute.
Since I am doing something for you, and you need to do something for me.
I do thee. I let you live. Remember?
And I appreciate that, but in addition, have to help me pass a physical.
And sports. No problem. Do I have eggs in sports.
Man, if I did not take off ... -Just One more thing. You will need my clothes.
The shirt is here ...
And the shoes, to complete ...
I would not say ... I'll manage.
OK, but do not forget shoes.
Nice shoes ...
Hey, your child will become a partner (Homi) eggs. Beautiful cookies.
Is he to say fag?
Open the door, man.
What happens here?
Back off, man! Blade Brown, now you're mine.
Gentlemen, I will say this only once. No cheating, no fights, no biting
no spitting or anything unsportsmanlike.
OK, listen. This will tell only once, because you tomorrow
Weak you come running here with certificates of doctor for all of the sensitive skin and asthma.
I want to see good, clean sport fight. And now there and have fun.
Have fun!
Goes right to me. What should I do? Catch-it, man.
What next? -Run!
Merry Christmas, Wedge. -What are you doing, man?
Pleasant, boy. -Order it, brother.
Are we ...?
Thanks ...
Mommy ...
Sorry, man ...
Hey, Coach. It was a tough nut to crack. I did not know how to fix it, but ...
1, 2, 3, ispadaš.
Blade, is not it? Come on, get over here. I want to see how šutiraš ball.
-Do I have to, sir? -Yes, you, sir.
-Where do you want to kick? -How about between the two pillars?
-It is a blow to the 50 yard line. -Come on, brother.
How did you do that?
In fact, it is very simple. Need only include wind speed, gravitational force,
angle of rejection, symmetry and weight ball. -Do it again!
Izvale this.
You go to football. You'll be my secret weapons. The two of us will be very close.
Mr. Frog, will you liz? Will liz Mr. Frog?
You know, this is a very interesting species of frogs.
Yes, I know. Thus, the wet and slippery.
Biology is so real.
Hey, Damita, I thought it will be play with my frog.
Your frog does not jump in my direction. New tadpole in the city.
Here's my address. I picked up tonight about 8 to organize everything to biology.
Hey, Damita, I thought it will be play with my frog.
Duncan Pinderhjuz. Duncan!
Are you ready to explain your dissertation? Mag-what?
Thesis on human sexuality and reproduction.
You are asking the wrong student, professor. I'm not ready to present disermaciju.
-Dissertation. Why? It was in the syllabus. -What bus?
Syllabus (curriculum).
Because we need help, and the only sister smart enough to help it.
-OK, I'll give you another day. -Thank you very much, Professor.
-My name is Mrs. Ipswich. -Whatever ...
-Duncan. -Hey, hi. -Bye.
My address. Why do not you invite tonight and to begin the dissertation.
-Yes, of course. -Okay, bye.
Hey, how do you think? Hey, baby, what do you think of Brooks Brothers. Brooks Brothers.
I'll just go home to start dissecting the text on its database.
See you tonight, right?
Hello.
You took your shit at football to see you now.
Thanks for telling me to pay bail, Mink. -You will return my money.
Let us go from here.
You look like a piece of meat in the Rocky.
So, you've got problems at school? -Ma jok, Mink. Everything is cool.
Cool ...
Well, I hear different. I hear that for some Blade Brown
You look like a fool. Is that correct?
I hear that the whole school saw it. My brother ', it's bad for business.
Sorry Mink ...
You should look up to you and only to you, and if that's the problem ...
I need to get rid of.
Come on guys.
There she is ...
Limpa, calac.
Duncan ...
-Jo, Ellen. What's up? I'm glad you're Chilling, come on.
Of course.
Little Red Riding Hood, where are you going? To grandma's house?
Little Red Riding Hood, are not you at the wrong end, Jack?
Where were you referred? I do not belong here.
-Is this 6714? -What do you mean, brother?
It's about time. I went, dad.
Are you ready? -Ready?
I thought we going to do Domestic biology.
Sugar, we must do a little research.
Oh, it's fresh. Kotrljaš at large. Let me see how fast to go.
Wait a minute, has a very sophisticated hydraulic system of fuel combustion.
-Are there any dogs? -No, we do not have a dog.
You are sure that the neighbors do not have a dog or something? Because if you destroy these shoes ...
I gave a lot of money for these shoes, girl.
I felt something, something wet.
-So this is one garbonzo? -Gazebo. -Whatever ...
You know what I like with you, Duncan?
You may be a serious student, but you some wild brook hidden in it.
-No shit? -You see. I love you so swear. God.
Duncan ... I want to find your wild side.
No, not you. Can not I believe you have it?
-Yes, I have it. -No, no, no. See, I do not understand.
You see the flower there? You're like this flower.
All delicate ... and beautiful. Respectable. Get it?
-And what are you? -I am like the other flower.
All rough and ugly. Would not it like to ukrasiš living room.
Dies. How is that sexy.
Sexy? What's sexy about that?
In "Much Ado About Nothing", Shakespeare wrote: "Living in your heart,
die in your lap, and be buried in your eyes. "
Yeah, so?
Well, in his time "to die", as as he put it, meant
"To experience sexual orgasm. -Hey, wait a minute.
My nigger Shakespeare rapped splashing on some wool?
-Well, I guess, and so can be said. -Sorry, I thought about making love.
Yes.
-You really are wild in some way. -Is that it?
Listen, I have something to tell you.
It does not matter. Let's go. I know a place nearby.
Miss vain, how are you? You look like Robin Givens, baby.
Call me Mike Tyson, where are you going?
My eyes have seen the glue. I'm not lying.
I have to have.
Do not they zameraš, Damita. We'll take the food and left here.
Hey, you do not mind if one of my partner dancing with your girlfriend, right?
-Look, Kacis up with the wrong bitch. -Honey, I love women with long tongue.
Pull your slimy hair perm ...
Perm? Wait a minute, I do not have perm. This is the natural hair.
You do not know me, you will not pick on me. My man will not suffer.
Who he? What will Mr. ošišani to do? Us soaked with tears?
-Looks like Lenny Kravitz. -I say we throw a coin.
If the head, beating him, if a letter, beats him.
-Yes, brother. You break it, and I'll be here. -Blade. Will not you defend me?
-One Blade. -Dude, you're Blade Brown?
Um, yes?
I think ... Yes! You fool! You want to make a fuss?
-No, no, sir Comrade Brown. -We did not understand.
You know, we just have fun. -Yes, yes, yes ...
You fucked up, huh? I think you three of you trying to fool me.
No, brother.
Beware, I am Blade Brown. The strongest, craziest character in the end.
-True, true ... -And now, I think we should
to Lipat here before me push to clarify things with his fists.
How!
Come on, girl. I think we need some fresh sighs of payables.
With this lot is finished. -How do you say, sweetheart.
Wait a minute. What are you looking at?
-Sorry. -What? What did you say?
-I said I'm sorry. -I thought so.
You know I'm going to odalamim, boy. But not tonight, because I like you.
Have a nice evening.
It is so pathetic. When men constantly prove their manhood
acting like bullies, at the end just turn out funny.
Yes, pathetic.
It was so funny. 're Scared to death, baby.
Stop here.
Did you face them videos? You face them videos?
You were so vicious.
Yes, fled as if have a passion in his shorts.
If I liked you even when I would not be so powerful?
I mean, when my people would not be so afraid of?
Blade, you're cool anyway.
If I liked you even when I a nerd and if I did not beat up people
and I'm not so cool. Would you like me then?
"But you did cool, so do not worry about it. "But, wait a minute.
I'm serious. I want to know. I want to know you inside.
I want to meet you inside me. -Really?
No one had ever asked it of me. -So to me it's important.
I want to show you something. Come on.
Hurry!
-What ... -Surprise. Do you like surprises?
-Well, I guess ... -Excellent. -What we are looking in the wax museum?
-I work here. -Really?
-Look at that. -Conan.
-I've designed. -You? -Yes, I am.
I am, really. Is that you like? -Yes, that's cool.
You know what I like about you? You are strong and fierce.
But you're honest. I feel like that there are no secrets between us.
DC, brother, I went with it. -Yeah. It was mine.
I'm not lying, man.
-I enjoyed myself tonight. -And I am.
Damita, I have something to tell you. -OK, what?
Well ...
You should do homework in biology tomorrow. -Okay, he can.
Well, good night.
-See you tomorrow? -Of course.
What are you morons watching?
So ...
-It was nice. -Me too.
-Naravno, Duncan Pinderhjuze. -Wait, before we proceed.
With respect to Tim Duncan Pinder ...
-You did not really want to help you around one dissertation, right? -No, not really, but ...
I knew it. Good night.
Pinderpickice!
-What do you want? -I need some help disermatacije for tomorrow in biology.
I will not fall out fool. What should I do? -Think about it. Find something you love.
Something you know. So you may intelligent to talk about it.
-You mean, I find the angle from which it has sense in my head. -Well, I guess.
Thank you, brother.
Good morning, Mom. -Do not tell me to do homework.
Yes, I do homework.
-What is it? -What?
-It! -What?
-It! -Flower.
What is required here?
Someone gave it to me, because he thought I was special.
And I put it there for you.
Involves injecting Fuel and rotation.
Increase in speed depends on what is your axle.
And in most cases they are required to lubrication and traction control.
And you should pay attention and to prevent overheating.
And it was a "Human Reproduction" Duncan Pinderhjuza.
As you can see, science my life. Any questions?
What does the description of cars and components a human sexual behavior?
Well, think about it. Where most action takes place?
Oh, Duncan. This is great. Human sexuality as a function of the middle of mating.
-Exactly what you said, lady. -Great!
More questions?
Help! Help!
If you want to naduvaš, INC to pay the man. Where is my money?
Mr. Wedge, was a long line at the bank, and I am under great pressure
and I had homework. -Wedge!
Let him go! -Sick of me is yours Ochre-regidi-growth ass. To perform it.
Now! -No problem. This way. -Let's do it!
Wedge Stop, I want you remember just such.
Not bad, but you mistakenly wrote "Alas!".
-Say, "I ask nicely." -Please nice. All right, you can go.
There were 8-9.
Hey, this kid looks like a boxer Buster Douglas. Thanks man.
Smarao me for some money for coke. -You're not my buddy if petljaš drug.
No longer will I see you with this shit, otherwise I will be there to save you.
I'm sorry, brother. You have heard it. Just say no!
Go back to class. Blade! Blade!
Mommy.
-Just because you play the style we sjebava. -Hey, it was your idea.
If you like, let's go now with the director of muzzle is shorter that he tell the whole story. -E will not.
Iskuliraj. I ought to help around the home.
-Yes, I want to do it for you. -No, need to help me do it alone.
What are you looking at me?
Cool, friends. Tyson, rastaman. Right out of your mouth. Talk to me.
Gintsi.
What?
I know that you have no idea what it is, but I'm Julian Thomason
and organize the craziest show on Drugs, ie. Drugs and dance tomorrow night.
And my ears have just felt that you and dro ... oge not really any better ...
... A combination, and I fully I think it's bad ... ZRE.
Drugs? I? Wait a minute.
-No, I'm against. -My shells are also felt to know that Kidas microphone.
and I would be grateful if you could to do it tomorrow at the dance
5 will be a topless dancer from the Slope Sua. Will have high heels, mini skirts, and silicone will be shooting.
and playing in cages on either side of the stage.
If you do not turn out. Think it is too much for concert on drugs, friends?
-Yes. -No. -So you reckon?
-No. -Yes.
-Yes! -Yes? -Yes!
Yes.
See you later, mates.
Concert on drugs there you go off repcinu.
"I do not know how to rap like you, and not know how to play like you. -Could ...
Frutti, Gogo, will you mute this shit? -Now? -Play music.
50% of all in the attitude and style. Got it, body language is very important.
But words must come from above. Try this.
With hips.
Add to this.
Go ahead, play.
Try this ...
This will be a long night. This figure ... You two ...
-I'll get you the money, Mink. I promise. -Billy, Billy, Billy, did you not learned anything?
I thought I learned not to give promises that you can not fill?
You let the Blade Brown Disuja the everyone. No wonder no one pays you.
I think it is high time to throw rubbish.
No, you have to trust me. He steals your money, not my fault.
He steals your money ...
Blade-Brown? -Trying to take over your territory.
-You better not Farbas me. -I change my hair color, and, I swear.
Thank you, Mink. Thank you God, thank you brother.
-Stop cmizdriš, stupid bitch. -Okay.
-I think it is high time to visit Blade Brown. -Yes, fix it!
Do not leave me here, take me. Go back, what are you doing?
-Duncan. -What's up, nigger?
-Crnjo? -Figuratively speaking, Dad.
Duncan, we have to talk about the hairstyle, the clothes ...
"I can not, I referred to the dance. Oh, go to the dance?
-Come on Blade and me. -Are you going to the dance with the Blade?
Yes, we admire the 'competences better, dad. Peace be with you, Mom.
Do you have any surplus rounds? -I think I have. -Good.
Hold on man, we're it or not? -I. -Well, it will take me.
No, no.
Duncan, I saw your girlfriend there. -Go away, little Dork.
Where were you until now? What happened? -I could not fix your hair.
Are you sure that you know where are we going? -I think I know.
How to "think you know"? You want to meet evil Minka?
Yeah, buddy. It was the egg. Too strong, too ...
Remember what I have taught. It's time. -I wanted to talk about it.
Listen. Do not be angry with me what those five players from the Slope Sua
could not come tonight because they were suddenly broke out in a rash of ... poison oak
and I thought it would be tasteless to appear tonight. I was thinking.
But otpevacu song ...
Descends from the stage!
Wait. Wait. Iskulirajte.
Okay, shut up.
Will bring you face when you wait your buddy, my pal. Blade!
Really changes his mind, brother. -Do now to pišmaniš.
Tyson, what's up? Do me now ispališ not they liked my pesmica.
I thought that I would throw a tomato in his mouth. Just spit in the microphone, everything will be okay.
Do not worry. Do not let them see that you are shat themselves.
Broke up.
That's my boy.
Destroys my reputation.
Where is another microphone?
I almost fainted when I did not you have gone to the stage to repuješ. Why did you do?
I do not know, it is likely that wild brook broke out from me.
Duncan. -What is it, honey?
And I want to do something wild. -Is that it? Well, to think.
A mini-golf there all night in. ..
Yes. I'm for. Definitely we can to do it. Let's do it.
Whose is this mean mating? Blade-Brown.
Let's make bacon. -Ham?
You pressed the button.
You guys tear. -Kidam, walk, kidamo ...
-Where did you learn all that? On-street. That's my pitch.
It's innate. Lot inherent happens on the street.
However, you were the eggs, with large J.
Thanks.
-Blade. -Yes, Damita?
My mom is tonight.
Oh my God, between us, fish, you've got it all.
You are the best fish that I saw at this school in the last 6 years.
Just to pick up some things, Now I go back.
There it is. Grab it!
Blade, wait!
Get in there, punk.
Be right back.
Do not know how to type? -Sorry brother, caught the Pinderhjuza.
-Hey, is it not the genius? -Yes, that's me. Get in the car!
This is probably a good time to tell you how sorry
I beat the number of times. This was due to pressure.
I had to maintain its reputation. Why not leave it all behind?
Shut Blade.
Michael Charles - Blade Brown. You are married.
Always valjam of the joke.
-Who are you? "I am a mink. -What are you doing, Mr. Mink?
Well, let's say that I am a businessman, and you destroy my business.
Destroy ... This is a strong word. Is not it?
Yes, but what is bad for business is bad for the economy. My economy.
And now I have to challenge you severe brain damage.
Wait a minute, it would cause little more than brain damage.
Something more like the flow of blood to the brain.
Nice grinds you, is not it Playtex? -To touch it!
Brother, deny! I tell you to refuse!
Are you sure that you know how that car look like? -Of course, I have a photographic memory.
-You what? -Photographic memory. You know, like Li Mejdžors, the bionic man.
I have this crap.
-You said that you have a photographic memory. -Even Li Mejdžorsovo sucks sometimes messes.
Mom, I know that I was home the whole night, but I pulled some things.
I do not do more such things. Do something for a good friend.
Hello, Uncle Teopolise?
I am, Lollipop, go for a hearing aid. You can not find it? Take a glass.
Put a glass on the phone. I am, in the hospital I broke my leg.
I have to go for a walk the dog.
Come on, get in the car!
There they are.
Come on guys.
Grab it, man. -I have it.
Hold on, guys. Hang on!
Draw the line right.
Do not you let him!
Give me the gun, upucacu this little trash. -I do not have a gun. -Where are you? -In the trunk.
What is required in the trunk?
They let you have it ...
Lift me!
Mink hell, I fled. Sorry. -What do you mean stupid shit?
-Wait, Mink. I think I know where they went. -You better think you're right. Let's go!
Thanks, it was the hair. Let's go to Wax Museum. -Okay, I follow you.
Retard, did not I tell you? I told you not to lose!
And you two, is not I have said do not let ...
-I think I know where they went. -Where, where, where?
I forgot. -How can you forget? You know what I am going to forget?
I will not forget that you exist, That's it, brother. You do not exist for me.
Dude, Even Wooller. It is a five-Sejdžek.
It's not five Sejdžek, It is even Wooller the quiz "Danger".
-Good thinking Pinkerpickice. -My name is Pinderhjuz. Duncan Pinderhjuz!
I'm sick to my ismevaš name. I'm sick of you and me to play the point.
And I felt sick to live smorni your life bookish moth.
Wait, wait. You are Duncan Pinderhjuz? And you're a Blade Brown? Oh, man.
-You lying son of a bitch. "I can not I believe that would do such a thing.
Blade, or whatever your name is ... -Stop. It is very simple.
I did it just because I was He forced him to pass a physical.
No, it forced me to be on, that would not been going in prison. I said that she would face sand.
You're not my partner. You're a genius. Can not I believe that he associated with genius.
Feverfew. Feverfew nasty chicken fat, and corn oil, and cream of wheat.
Belongs to me sick of the same the thought of vomiting.
OK. This want of you. I want you two to open the door.
And you stay to watch out for cars. "But Mink, in the red zone we have.
-Make sure you everything is fine. "But Mink ... -Open the door, retard.
I really care about you. -Do not touch me, liars. Duncan and Blade ...
Someone is going, let's go.
There it is even Wooller. -It is not even Wooller, retard. This is Jimmy Svagart. Let's go.
Back down.
We know you're here. I saw something moving.
Where did they go?
There they are.
Go for them, and you, retard, come with me.
Look, brother. Willie Nelson.
It's not Willie Nelson, retard. This is Colonel Sanders.
Damn.
Quietly bre!
Come on, we have to go from here.
This way.
This way, hurry. Let's go.
The house of fear.
Let's go this way.
Continue to go.
Will you stop you're shaking, we are creating anxiety.
Shoot him, Shoot him! -Upucacu you if you do not shut up.
I'll go that way, and you go by this. -I go with you. -Hey, what is it?
Go there!
You did not scare me.
Hasta luego. Bon voyage.
Duck, baby.
Just you and me.
Good shot.
I know a shortcut, let's go.
Hurry!
Follow me, hurry.
Stupid tunnels. I hope that no rats.
Exit here, pussies!
Exit, I know you're here.
We fix it.
I know ... that no one is talking while I'm talking about.
Hands in the air. Take a gun.
And it is in short the whole story. Everything was the fault of Blade Brown.
Had it not been for him, I never would finished here. -A would not have met Damita.
"It is true ... -I still would was a weakling. -I guess you're right.
Hello, how is it?
Sit down, punk. And reduce the volume and jackets. Hey, delinquents.
Hey, bell. What's up?
The girls were released an hour ago, and now you can go.
And you, Brown. -I? What's the deal?
-Because we need. -Have you heard? Wait, a little louder.
-Yes, you heard me. Need you. -Wait, want to tell me that I need the cops?
Yes, that is. And I think it stinks, but they need a personal interview against Mink.
Plus, the judge says he wants to back to school because you're a good role model.
But, you know what I mean? Once poor, always poor.
I'm sorry to hear that, but I have things to see and people to work.
People to see and things to do. -Come here, guys.
Wait. This we will no longer need.
What did you eat?
See you later, Ajzace Hayes. -The pleasure is mine, Whoopi.
Hey, Duncan. Think you can me spojiš with the manager's secretary?
One with large ... Yeah, yeah ...
You think I liked her? -Anything is possible ...
Hello. Holy shit. Hey, ladies.
Parents will kill me. -Uncle Teopolis be beating me.
You should be proud. Can not serem, Pinderhjuze, you were good tonight.
-Wait, you pronounced my name correctly. I know. In addition, I want you to apologize.
All of this was my fault. Sorry. -Besides being dragged me between rounds
and shot at me, I think that there was no so bad. -At least you solved the problem.
And what will I do with Ellen. I really like the girl, and I think she hates me.
I can not be as smart as You two ... In fact, smart as you.
This could be a problem. -You gotta help me, what should I do?
-Wait, I know. -What? -This could be large. Bre-Say, what? - "Cup of Knowledge". -What?
Let's go ...
Wait, I do not understand. Where are you going? -I'm tired, that's your problem?
Can I hanging with you, that blejim with you, that kuliram with you?
Dude, this is your man. -Yes, of course, come on.
I do not know how much this means to me.
Hey, get with the times. Go my people.
Want to tell me that you two ... You ... He is a ...
That the two of you ... -Exactly.
We return to "Cup of Knowledge" Skip leading Venkman.
Welcome back, we missed you. I'm your host, Skip Venkman.
This is the "Cup of Knowledge". This week schools Higgins against the Catholic school for girls St. Peter.
Get ready for a trial of strength.
In mathematics, the division extended so that relationship longer and much of the same
than most of the lesser, is called as?
Higgins, Duncan. -Skip, it is golden ratio. That ratio is about 1:1,618.
Correct answer.
The couple known for his Catholic totalitarian rule
and is responsible for the Spanish Inquisition?
Vol. Peter. Here you go Jodie.
Ferdinand d'Aragon et Isabelle de Castille. It is in French, Skip.
1974th Donald Johanson discovered Lucy in Ethiopia. It was kind?
Duncan. -Australopithecus afarensis.
Exactly.
And that sound is spelled the end. Thank you all. O-oh, we have a draw.
This issue is deciding who gets paid vacation to Hawaii for two,
and, more importantly, new flooring for the sports hall.
The question is.
In William Shakespeare's play "Much Ado About Nothing "Benedict said,
"Living in your heart, die in your lap, and be buried in your eyes. "
What is the meaning of the word "die" the way he has used?
Tell your response, please.
... "Die", as he was on used, was meant ...
... "Die" meant "To experience sexual orgasm.
That means the ISPRS ... Sorry.
It means to experience sexual orgasm.
This is the correct answer.
My son is a genius! -Thank you once once you've watched the "Cup of Knowledge".
I'm your host, Venksters.
Hawaii, Hawaii!
You were amazing.
-My son. -Thanks, Mom. -I'm so proud.
I love you, Skip.
Congratulations, Ellen.
Look, Ellen. I'm sorry I lied to you. Shakespeare was quite difficult,
and hanging out with smart kids ... I think I can cope with it.
Shut up, Blade Brown.
Hey, Pinderhjuze!
If I ever ever after again be a lie, and prebicu.
If you can not be good! behaved towards me, and prebicu.
And if you approach does not immediately and kiss me, and prebicu.
What is it, dear? -I am afraid to know.
Daddy! I can explain.
My son. My wonderful wonderful son. -Dad?
Is that you comfortable? Is that you should bring something young lady? Picence, anything ...
In the midst of something we, Dad. -Well, my son. I hope you put the cap on.
What was the noise, my dear? -Nothing, dear. Only our son Duncan
for it with a sexy fish in his room. God, but the ... gifted.
I am so proud on it. Good night, sweetheart.
John.
And so the story ended. Blade again became his.
He finished the Hafordu, with a little help from me and Ellen.
I heard that the master in extracurricular activities.
As for me, I've got football scholarship to Stanford.
Can I kick it? -You can not. Now is the time for my version of the story.
My much better. It all started when I was a glow in the eye of my father.
What are you doing? -A? -What are you doing?
Telling his version of the story. -I have already told the story.
Not all of this to watch again. -It was your story, mine is much better.
It has plenty of sex, chases cars and sex, hip-hop and more sex.
It's over. -Did I mention sex?
Pack up the screen!